Turtle, turtle.

A patient's 4 year-old daughter brought in her stuffed turtle to the exam room. The little girl kept on touching the eyes of the turtle and telling me that the turtle's eyes hurt. When I suggested that she stopped poking the turtle in the eye, she informed that it still hurt even when she wasn't poking it in the eye and that it needed to go to a turtle doctor. She then asked me if I was a turtle doctor. I did cut open a lot of cow eyes back in the day, but not so much turtle eyes. She was going to have to find help somewhere else:(