Turtle, turtle.

A patient's 4 year-old daughter brought in her stuffed turtle to the exam room. The little girl kept on touching the eyes of the turtle and telling me that the turtle's eyes hurt. When I suggested that she stopped poking the turtle in the eye, she informed that it still hurt even when she wasn't poking it in the eye and that it needed to go to a turtle doctor. She then asked me if I was a turtle doctor. I did cut open a lot of cow eyes back in the day, but not so much turtle eyes. She was going to have to find help somewhere else:(

Bra optional

So I had an older woman today who you could obviously tell was not wearing a bra. I was able to verify the lack of a bra when she suddenly lifted up her shirt to show me the scars on her back from where they had to drain her lungs. We almost had a nip slip! All in a days work!

Yep

Blurd Vision. Nuf said.

Depression

List all other eye health problems you have: Depression.

How sad!